The Fake News Media and the Radical Left Lunatics are totally out of control! A complete and total WITCH HUNT like nobody has ever seen before!
First, they talk about Iran. Under my Administration, Iran was completely DEFEATED, broke, and begging for a deal. They had absolutely nothing! Now, because of the weak and corrupt politicians in Washington, it’s a total disaster. I brought peace, they brought chaos!
Then you look at Greenland. I wanted to buy Greenland—would have been the greatest, most beautiful real estate deal in the history of our Country! Huge potential, strategic, very smart. But the low-IQ establishment and the failing media laughed. They have no vision. No talent. America missed out BIGLY because of them!
And now, the sick, deranged haters are spreading a DISGUSTING and totally fabricated lie about our wonderful First Lady, Melania, and a bodyguard. It is a complete and total fabrication by desperate, low-life losers who are losing in the polls. Melania is a spectacular, elegant woman who loves this Country, and everybody knows these rumors are 100% FAKE NEWS! Pathetic!
To make matters worse, I just looked at the magnificent reflection basin ot Lincoln Memorial. It used to be perfect, the cleanest, most pristine water anywhere. Now, it is suddenly filled with nasty, green ALGAE! Radical Left eco-terrorists? Sabotage by the failing local utilities? Very suspicious! But don’t worry, we are cleaning it up fast, and it will be the most beautiful, crystal-clear water you have ever seen, very quickly.
We are going to win, and we are going to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!
Thank you for your attention to this matter.